ah. this one is …
ah. this one is still one of my favorites

Well, the Lord has …
Well, the Lord has helped me lose 60 lbs.

i liked untraceable …
i liked untraceable…

Good . But I lost …
Good . But I lost over 30 lb in one month using weight loss plan from LSWEIGHT(.)INFO

I believe you. Everyone who says this is fake doesnt know what they are talking about. If someone like you is devoted to loosing weight and wants to work on it everyday than there are going to? be huge changes. This is pretty cool.

That's awesome…I …
That's awesome…I managed to lose 37 pounds using Acai supplements…Keep up the good work!

bahahahahaha

that …
bahahahahaha

that was the funniest thing ever phil

and i'm a christian so none of you crazies comment on this saying i'm some sort of antichrist-promotin' heathen, k?

hes telling me to …
hes telling me to eat again nooo

I LOVE UNTRACEABLE
I LOVE UNTRACEABLE

well my limp …
well my limp wristed friend
bahahahaha
whyyyy do you make me laugh so much ahhh i'm addicted

captain cankles. …
captain cankles. lmfao.

Jesus weight loss …
Jesus weight loss diet, HILARIOUS! You're the greatest Phil!

i feel blessed …
i feel blessed thank you

Congrats! I wish …
Congrats! I wish all those crash dieters would try out your new fangled diet fad! Way to go

hello!!
hello!!

Man oh man just go …
Man oh man just go check out this training secret at You TUBE SEARCH : Jack Mosley Max International

i lost 70 pounds by …
i lost 70 pounds by eating better and running. I think i made a new discovery! Eating better + running = weight loss! WOW

Oh shit, I'm logged …
Oh shit, I'm logged on to a different account atm, don't get confused.

No, I mean pwned. …
No, I mean pwned. l2spell. And if you're passing messages on because you can't take shit, that's also being a pussy.
I guess next time I shouldn't engage a retard on the internet.

"Pwned"?…u mean …
"Pwned"?…u mean OWNED? Yeah I can take care of that too asswipe. Just keep sendin me yr tard messages and Ill pass em on to someone who can take care of this for me.

They call my …
They call my previous comment being "pwned" both on the internet and the real world.

Hahaha I love Smosh …
Hahaha I love Smosh! I instantly thought of it when you did the "Noooooo!" part. But I don't take offence like other people. You can have your opinion

No, it comes to me …
No, it comes to me because I have a little thing called intelligence…
You should check it out, they invented it sometime around 1964

bet u tried soooo …
bet u tried soooo hard to think of those words huh? Ahhww gold star for you little fella.

this guy is a turd. …
this guy is a turd. Are u as annoyed with this as i am? the morons here will try to mess with u if u disagree with anything this butt-munch says.

Wow, just because a …
Wow, just because a bunch of adults tell you that a stoner walked on water and died for everyone means that you need to be a dick to every person who isn't like you.
That makes so much sense, thanks for letting me know!